As proposed by law sex will now be taxed.
1. upon penetration(VAT Vaginal Access Tax)
2. more that 10 minutes inside(burial Tax)
3. Upon withdrawal(exit tax)
4. Those who do not have sex life(idle asset tax)
5. those who practice withdrawal method of birth control(withholding tax)
6. Entering other than wife(road users tax)

Kung matutuloy ito, sa iyo pa lang makakaahon na ang Pilipinas sa lahat ng utang.. Mabuhay ka!!!